Inviato da Jeanna il 03-05-2013 22:47
Top 10 creepiest things children have said to their parents
Reddit’s Ask Reddit function often throws up some weird and wonderful questions – and equally interesting answers.
<p>This week Reddit users were asked: ‘Parents of Reddit, what is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?‘</p><p>Unsurprisingly there were an array of pretty terrifying responses, and we’ve rounded up ten of the best.</p><p><strong>10. Creepy dating advice</strong></p><p>‘I jokingly asked: “What’s the best way to get a girlfriend?”</p><p>’7-year-old’s response: “Tell her to be my girlfriend or she’ll never see her parents again”.’ – abluesxs</p><p><strong>9. Sibling rivalry</strong></p><p>‘My 3 year old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, “Daddy its a monster..we should bury it”.’ – Like_I_was_sayin</p><p><strong>8. Watch out grandma</strong></p><p>‘Not to me, but to his grandmother.</p><p>‘He was cuddling with her and being very sweet (he was about 3 at the time). He takes her face in his hands, and brings his face close to hers, then tells her that she’s very old, and will die soon.</p><p>‘Then he makes a point of looking at the clock.’ – NotTomPettysGirl</p><p><strong>7. Goodbye dad</strong></p><p>‘I was tucking in my two year old. He said “Good bye dad.” I said, “No, we say good night.” He said “I know. But this time its good bye.”</p><p>‘Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still there.’ – UnfortunateBirthMark</p><p><strong>6. Beware of monsters</strong></p><p>‘While not something my own child has said, my younger cousin (around 5 at the time) once drew a picture of a a black monster, looked up at me, and said “He told me to draw this. He’s coming for you. You better hide.’ – Nilliak</p><p><strong>5. Skin peel</strong></p><p>‘I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4 year old daughters face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, “I want to peel all your skin off”.</p><p>‘The backstory here is I had been sunburned the previous week, and was starting to peel. In my sleep addled state however, it was pretty terrifying for a few seconds. I didn’t know if I was dreaming, or what was going on.’ – psalm_69</p><p><strong>4. Sibling rivalry part 2</strong></p><p>“So I shouldn’t throw him in the fire?”</p><p>’3 year old daughter holding her baby brother for the first time.’ – olafthebent</p><p><strong>3. Cat crucifixion</strong></p><p>‘When I was about 3 we had a cat that had still born kittens. I asked my father if we could make crosses for them, which he did. As he was making them I asked: “aren’t those too small?”</p><p>‘Dad: “What do you Mean?”</p><p>‘Me: “aren’t we going to nail them to them?”</p><p>‘Dad: (after several moments silence) “we’re not going to do that”</p><p>‘Me: “oh” – Tom_Zarek</p><p><strong>2. Past lives</strong></p><p>“Daddy, remember that time we died?” –CtrlShiftZ</p><p><strong>1. ?!</strong></p><p>‘A friend of mine’s child told him “Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want”.’ – GatorMcGovern</p>